Monologue: High School Essay

Do you realize that to dark is the most important night of my life? Oh my God Do you? Its like totally more important than cheer tryouts. Its more important than my first kiss, the first sidereal day of middle school, the first day of high school, the first day of Drivers Ed, more important than my drivers license, more important than each of my ex-boyfriends, more important than my current boyfriends I mean friend. It is the pinnacle of the high school experience. The prom. Prom night.The night that I will remember for the rest of my life. I spent six hundred dollars on my dress. Anyway, Jane Hickman spent a thousand Shes a total daddys girl. For her sixteenth birthday, her Dad bought her a brand new Ford Explorer. For my sixteenth birthday I only got a two year old Taurus. Whatever. Some girls are just born(p) with a silver spoon in their mouth. Shes such a snobby forgetful rich girl. A little rich girl whose parents deal her anything she wants. Her parents have a swimming poo l and a tennis court.All we have is a Jacuzzi. One time she told me she (Makes quote signs with her fingers. ) liked my outfit. Shes such a snob. I know what she meant. She was making fun of my new designer jeans. She thinks theyre out of fashion already. Slut. Oh well, Im not going to permit Jane Hickman ruin the most important night of my life. My six hundred dollar dress is way more stylish that that over-priced rag shes going to wear. That little bitch. That little slut. Im going to be homecoming royalty for sure. Homecoming queenI hate Jane Hickman. love bite Hickman, cause shes always got a love bite on her neck. That little crazy mamma better not be getting on the royal court. Id just kill myself if she was homecoming queen. Id kill myself Its bad equal her dress cost more. Its bad enough shes got a newer car. Its bad enough shes got a pool and a tennis court. I hate my parents. I cant believe youre related to my Mom. Shes so lame. At least you have money. We sure dont. Why dont we have a pool and a tennis court?My Mom is so lazy all she does is sit around at the computer. My Dads never around. Hes always at the (Makes quotes with her fingers again. ) office. Whatever that means. Like if he was at the (Makes quotes one last time. ) office, hed be making money honest? Well, maybe he needs to get his butt in gear and get his daughter a fifteen hundred dollar dress so she doesnt look like a bag maam at the prom. Thats what Im going to look like. A bag lady Jane Hickman is going to be prom queen for sure. This is going to be the worst night of my life.